Alexi McCammond: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Axe
Another day has passed and another cancellation has come before us. The newly appointed editor-in-chief of quickly dying youth propaganda rag Teen Vogue has announced publicly on Twitter today that she will be resigning from her post. The statement is not worth reading but is included for context:
What ghastly, unforgivable sin is McCammond guilty of having committed?
Well…back in 2011, or nearly one decade ago, she tweeted a series of mildly offensive comments about Asian peoples:
She also referred to homosexuals using an ‘f slur’ though it is unclear which variation of that slur was used and no picture of it (that I could find after much scouring) exists. That being said, it’s specifically the comments about our car crash prone friends that landed her in hot wasabi.
I’d be hard-pressed to label any of these tweets ‘gentle’ or ‘loving’ but do I believe any of these remarks make McCammond deserving of exile? Not really. But I’m just a lowly, straight White male so my opinions are not what matters here.
What does matter is where one stands on the chain of oppression, which is in a constant state of flux and can change at any moment. Typically, a mixed race African American ranks rather high while Asian Americans are on equal footing with Caucasians.
For example, earlier last month, Harvard Business School Professor Laura Huang was torn asunder, by the same wretches now tweeting #AsianLives Matter, for asking why Asian-directed hate crimes weren’t being covered in the media:
Here’s the general tone of replies she received:
As you can see here, at this moment in time, Asian Americans were still White adjacent and were treated as such. This is barring the racial discrimination practices leftists overwhelmingly support, such as affirmative action, which disproportionately impact Asian students. In August of 2020, the Justice Department came to the following determination after a two year investigation into Yale University’s application process:
The Department of Justice found Yale discriminates based on race and national origin in its undergraduate admissions process, and that race is the determinative factor in hundreds of admissions decisions each year. For the great majority of applicants, Asian Americans and whites have only one-tenth to one-fourth of the likelihood of admission as African American applicants with comparable academic credentials. Yale rejects scores of Asian American and white applicants each year based on their race, whom it otherwise would admit.
To this, a Yale spokesman responded:
“We are proud of Yale’s admissions practices, and we will not change them on the basis of such a meritless, hasty accusation.”
And that was it. No Twitter hashtags. No candlelight vigils. No crocodile tears. Nothing but deafening silence.
Then, last month, as a final slap in the face, Joe Biden’s DOJ dropped the Yale discrimination suit, declaring prejudice against Asian American students would now be state sanctioned.
As you can see, Asian Americans were essentially POCINOs (People of Color in Name Only). But that all changed after a tragic mass shooting in Georgia on Tuesday took the lives of eight victims, six being Asian women. It isn’t currently clear if those killed were legal citizens but that isn’t important to mention other than to point out they may not have been Asian Americans like the fake news media has ceaselessly reported. After all, the Asians working in massage parlors don’t tend to be the ones who are naturalized.
Either way, I want to make it clear, their killings are totally unjustified.
One could imagine a universe where an event like this also triggered an at least tangential conversation about the sketchiness of hand job centers posing as spas but this, unfortunately, is not the universe we live in.
Now that a substantial crime appearing to have targeted a non-White community had taken place and the shooter had been identified as a young White male, the Marxist-controlled zeitgeist determined Asians would, for the time being, shift to the top of the victim hierarchy. Never mind the fact it has already been confirmed the shootings were motivated by an out of control “sex-addiction” and not out of racial prejudice - facts have no relevancy when the leftist horde is angry:
Even FBI director and notorious shill for the American empire, Christopher Wray, stated race “does not appear” to have been the motive.
Despite no evidence having surfaced that the killer chose his targets due to their ethnicities, the unwashed cretins on social media had made up their minds. Muppets like Trevor Noah had this to say:
This objectively false statement is still available for the world to read. Where are the staff injected warnings of “misinformation” like were so often seen at the end of President Trump’s days on the platform? Where are the fact checkers? Where is the truth?
Wherever it is, it certainly will not be found on Twitter.
Now that the chain of oppression had been reoriented, it was time to find a sacrificial lamb to offer up as tribute to the theoretical Asian Americans out there who were traumatized by the killings. In reality, this is performative auto-fellatio done by White leftists and for White leftists but we have no choice but to wait patiently as the charade plays itself out. Such goes Clown World.
This is where Alexi McCammond jumps back into the picture. Remember those lightly insensitive tweets I mentioned earlier in which McCammond expressed her Yellow Envy? As it turns out, those tweets resurfaced on March 7th, or just over one week prior to the parlor shootings, when they were published by Fashion Editor (lol) Diana Tsui on her Instagram account.
By the looks of Ms Tsui, there may have been some other motivating factors behind the decision to publish this information but as an esteemed and highly respected journalist, I refuse to make guesses as to what those could be. I also refuse to refer to this conflict as Half Black and Yellow, a reference to the smash hit by Wiz Khalifa, which the incel army known as 4chan has taken a liking to:
McCammond faced the usual Twitter backlash as well as backlash from other Teen Vogue employees but ultimately was able to use her half-White privilege to dodge the bullets:
Little did she know, she had been nicked, and was soon to bleed out. A lamb would soon be required and McCammond had already been primed.
And so it was, the shooting took place and she was forced to step down just days before her cushy new arrangement was set to begin. McCammond became the 9th victim of the murderous Georgian coomer.
Following the devastating loss of a fellow propagandist, the salt began to flow:
It’s difficult to explain in words how gratifying it is to read these temper tantrums coming from the architects of Cancel Culture. When a Conservative gets cancelled, an occurrence which happens at an incomparably greater frequency, these charlatans are celebrating like obese Planet Fitness members on a Monday evening. But when one of their own finally takes the axe, we’re supposed to give a shit? That ain’t happening.
To make this delicious pie even sweeter, take a look at what these crooks had to say about prior mob-approved cancellations:
In other words, these clowns are as consistent as an unmixed workout shake. For that reason, their opinions will be discarded. Into the trash, they go.
Speaking of opinions that belong in the trash, former Fox News anchor and overall bitch Megyn Kelly decided to throw hers into the basket:
Keep in mind this is coming from the same broad who lost her NBC show Megyn Kelly Today back in 2018 for saying “blackface” was “OK when I was a kid (for Halloween) as long as you were dressing like a character.” Her head is still rolling away from the guillotine yet she chooses to waste her final gasps of air defending her executioners. It’s no wonder she’s fallen off the face of the Earth.
The masochists over at toilet paper factory National Review, who are seemingly on an endless crusade to be liked by liberals rather than their target conservative audience, called the resignation “utterly preposterous” and “illiberal.” I wonder what adjectives they’ll use to describe the working conditions at the prison camps we’ll eventually be sent to as long as dopes like this are at the helm of conservatism.
Another salacious detail worth mentioning here is all of this comes just one month after McCammond’s boyfriend, TJ Ducklo, got the axe after telling a female reporter he would “destroy” her. They say opposites attract but Alexi and TJ are boldly bucking that trend. Well done guys! And that’s not all!:
To conclude this story, I’ll leave you with a quote you’ve no doubt seen before and another you may not be familiar with.
“Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
“Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy, the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in your faith, knowing that the same kinds of suffering are being experienced by your brotherhood throughout the world.” - Peter 5:8-9
"private companies can do what they want" seems like a fantastic premise on its face, its ironic how that has come full-circle to bite the left in the ass. I wish more people in this country would wake up and see the encroaching censorship machine that's doomed to swallow us all. keep it up RPG